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Dorito Monk
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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Always practice safe secks when you're doing sexual favours for profit! 
I learned that lesson well in Toronto...
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Zero
OZORT Psychological Operations/Security
Joined: 02 Aug 2006
Posts: 2432
Location: Atlanta, GA
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| Posted: 2009 Dec 22 03:15 Post subject: |
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I've thought about this post over the past couple of days and I figured I would throw in my two cents.
First- Presuming that the man is alone
Ask him to join the group, that could be a way to get the pig.
He had to get that pig from some where, right? Where did he find it? Is it close by where he could show us if we provided protection?
Is he perhaps will to just have access to a woman for a period of time instead? -ie a day or two?
Just how big is the hog? If able to ration it out and there was a way to preserve it to last longer through cureing, smoking, making jerky or it's cold enough that it would freeze? ( I have no idea how to do any of this or how long it takes- I've never researched so please don't tell me I'm stupid for wondering.)
If able to do things mentioned above- do we have the supplies/know how to do it?
Through said methods, the group is small, and the size of hog could it possibly last us 1-2 weeks?
If he is willing to give the pig for the use of a woman for a day or two- then maybe- BUT I will not make someone do this NOR would I ask some one to do it. If someone volunteered then great but I wouldn't expect someone to. However there would be limits to what he would be able to do.
He can't be violent with her/him- (hey! he could be gay, you never know  ) a little kink is fine once in a while but not excessive painful stuff.
If there are condoms, he HAS to wear one- std's would still most likely be around or to prevent her from getting pregnant.
He can't be overly rough, granted I'm sure if it's been a while he's not going to be gentle but I'm not saying he needs to light some candles, put on some smooth r&b and offer them a glass of wine.
He has to be clean before any, ANY kind of sex is going to happen, hanging around a pig isn't going to be a clean experience.
And here is the part where people are most likely going to call BS on me but I would just like to say that- You don't know me or what kind of person I am and what I am willing to do to help- With the 4 mentioned things above, if it meant the group would have food for another possible 2 weeks. I would offer myself to him for the sake of the survival of the group. If it was to become his slave - then NO not with me or anyone else of the group. If he wasn't by himself and was with a group of other guys armed to the teeth- then everybody RUN! |
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Oz_man
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Joined: 18 Dec 2009
Posts: 23
Location: Always Roaming
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| Posted: 2009 Dec 27 22:01 Post subject: |
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| Very good question but not really sure what I would do. I don't agree with selling some one for a hog, but if you could have him join you great. Or as you stated Penelope maybe he could show you where it got it cause that damn pig didn't fall out of thin air. |
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Koobelakahn
OZORT Tactical Planner
Joined: 29 Jul 2007
Posts: 1967
Location: Where you least expect
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| Posted: 2009 Dec 28 02:19 Post subject: |
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| Oz_man wrote: |
| that damn pig didn't fall out of thin air. |
Actually, there are storms that have been recorded that are so powerful, they sweep the fish out the lake, and throw them all over the place. so, in essence, it rains fish.
It would take a bit more strength to pick up a pig, and i doubt the pig would survive the fall (unless it landed in a dumpster behind a foam factory)
But you never know. You never want to assume 
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Steamlord
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Joined: 02 May 2009
Posts: 224
Location: Umatilla, FL
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| Posted: 2009 Dec 28 14:28 Post subject: |
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| Koobelakahn wrote: |
| Oz_man wrote: |
| that damn pig didn't fall out of thin air. |
Actually, there are storms that have been recorded that are so powerful, they sweep the fish out the lake, and throw them all over the place. so, in essence, it rains fish.
It would take a bit more strength to pick up a pig, and i doubt the pig would survive the fall (unless it landed in a dumpster behind a foam factory)
But you never know. You never want to assume |
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redswift
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Joined: 05 Feb 2010
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Location: Bristol CT
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| Given the example it would be more moral to kill him, especially if you group is starving. |
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zombieslasher86
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Joined: 17 Nov 2009
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Location: Elkhart, IN
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there are moral implications to both the choice of killing and of selling out your group. I believe the best choices are the ones offered by penelope1496, ask him to join the group or find out where he got the pig. If he won't tell us, fuck em.
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The Flaming Mango
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Joined: 03 Apr 2010
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Location: San Diego,CA
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Whoa,whoa, whoa, before anyone sticks anything anywhere, why don't we just A) ask him where he got it and B) if he doesn't just whack him upside the head, take the hog and then, threaten him at gunpoint to tell us where he got it. If he doesn't, you got some fertilizer, if he does, you still got some potential fertilizer.  I also love the idea of getting a crapload of smokes and ass-tissue to barter with.
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