Dealing With Zombie Superman
Lets face it... Zombie outbreaks happen... Frequently. And sometimes,
while fighting the legions of undead, Superman gets bitten. See while
Superman may be impervious to bullets, Zombie Teeth are like... REALLY
sharp... and sometimes Superman headbuts them in the face and gets blood
in his eyes, and gets infected.
So what do you do when you have a zombie of super proportions? A "Super
Zombie" if you will... Well, in cases like this, there's only ONE
solution...

The Kryptonite Crowbar!
The Kyrptoite Crowbar is GUARENTEED to go straight through super skull and
directly into the tender, delicious zombie brains inside.
Remember Kids, "Kryptonite Crowbar"... Ask for it by name!