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You see a zombie outside your window, do you:
Call the police.
Go prepare a bath
Go join him in his quest for flesh.
Run outside, assault rifle blazing.

The best weapon for prolonged zombie contact is:
A Crowbar, which doubles as a prying device
My teeth and nails are weapon enough.
A Trench Spike, world war classic!
A Chainsaw, hack up a zombie in seconds!

During prolonged zombie siege, trapped in with several people, what would be best for everyone to have?
Ear plugs and a Book/board game/deck of cards
A sniper rifle, to shoot them down one by one
Meat tenderizers, so they can soften themselves up. Cuts down on chewing time.
Cable, a computer, and a stack of DVDs for entertainment

What is the best place for a prolonged seige
In one of those big old fasioned paper japanese houses.
In a raised house. Lets see them climb up here!
The local jail. Lock me behind bars where it's safe
A nearby military base. Lots of men with guns. What more do I need?

A phone call comes through. An OZORT Tactician has set up a safehouse. It's in a neighboring rural state, where the outbreak is minimal, but it's a bit of a drive. Still, you can't stay here much longer. Your best vehicle is
A bus. You can load all your friends on the bus and drive to safety. Plus, if any zombies get in your way you can plow them over
My feet. I can walk hundreds of miles without needing food or sleep.
Moms SUV. It's a rugged all terrain vehicle with four wheel drive.
An armored car. If you break down, you can at least wait until help comes

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